Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Dogs have one owner, cats have a staff.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
One cat just leads to another.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
