Cat Rules


Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Dogs have one owner, cats have a staff.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

One cat just leads to another.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you mean.